That gold prostate massager wasn’t the most expensive luxury good made to stick in your butt!
Betony Vernon Unicorn Butt Plug
Cost ~3475USD
Inspired by human science and spirituality fused with lust for the finer things in life, it is made of silver and horse mane. A unicorn butt plug indeed…made of actual horse’s mane, it provides you maximum realism when you feel like lodging a shaft of solid silver in your rectum to role play as a mythological creature. It is handcrafted in Italy by master artisans in noble materials!
All a true gentleman needs for an evening of class is a bottle of port, a fine cigar and an evening on all fours making horsy sounds with his silver butt plug wedged in his rectum. Because that’s what separates him from the masses.
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